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I recently bought this product called "Miracle Crystal Soil, Nutrient and Moisture Balls for Plants" for two reasons. One is that I'm trying to grow some plants and thought it sounded interesting to use. The second reason is that an online product review said the instructions were hilarious. Boy, was the person who reported that correct!

Also, whoever had the idea of using microscopic black type on a dark blue package made a really bad move. Eyestrain, anyone?

Just to whet your appetites, here is the first line from the directions:
1. Affiliation clean water 1000ml to the Crystal mud soak 6-12 hours to filter the superfluous water.



Here's the rest. Sentence 2 is my favorite.

2. Flora that chooses fitly living the cool and damp environment, to washing their mud.
3. Crystal Mud that already absorbs water to be put into the vase with the flora.
4. The Crystal Mud appears the dry grain you may add water to afresh them.
5. Periodically increases the plant nourishment level.
6. Used for fresh cut flowers must be add more water.
7. Used 180-360 days for the indoors.

Warning
1. Kept away from sunshine stored at normal temperature
2. Kept away from children and pets.
3. No suit to the plant that waste large quantity water.
4. Handle it carefully, avoid the wastes jam the sewer.

Even if I never use this product, it was 90 cents well spent for the amusement factor alone.
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