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Title: Triad
Author: [livejournal.com profile] ghost2
Rating: PG
Word count: about 1200
Characters: Five/Nyssa/Tegan
Summary: Five/Nyssa/Tegan crackfic, set after Arc of Infinity.


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Title: Match Point
Author: [livejournal.com profile] ghost2
Rating: PG
Word count: about 1600
Characters: Seven/Ace, the TARDIS
Summary: The TARDIS plays matchmaker for the Seventh Doctor and Ace.
A/N: Written for [livejournal.com profile] stars_fell for the Cliche-Swap Ficathon. This story is definitely on the cracky side of the fence. The cliche used was originally for Ten/Rose: The TARDIS plays matchmaker.
Thanks to Julie for looking this over for me.

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Handy fic

Oct. 20th, 2008 03:31 pm
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This has been kind of an annoying day for me, so I channeled part of that frustration into writing and I came up with something I like enough to post. At least, unless my beta reader tells me it's crap and not to bother.

Assuming that doesn't happen, does anyone know of a good Handy-centric comm that accepts fic postings? My story is mildly Handy/Rose, but not enough so that I feel comfortable with posting it at a shippy comm--and I don't belong to any of those, anyway. Yes, I'm way behind with knowing which New Who comms are out there and at the moment I don't feel inclined to seek them out. I'm still a bit too annoyed to fuss with searching around.

P.S. The story is at least 50% crackfic... oh, who am I kidding? It's like 90% crack. Also, depending on which parts I need to revise, that figure could rise. So I need a comm that takes strongly cracky Handy fic with a mild Handy/Rose leaning. It's already slated for Teaspoon and, horrors, ff.net, which I haven't yet given up on.
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The anti-Gwen comm that asks "What's a Harpy Jack?" (no, I don't know what a "Harpy Jack" is, either) has chosen a winner for its Gwen-bashing contest, and it isn't my story. Now, that is just not right. I read the winning entry, and I'm sure my fic is way worse. Therefore, I should have won. Let's just ignore the fact that to be eligible, I would have had to join the comm, then post and properly tag my entry. As we all know, rules should apply only when they are convenient to us.

However! I found a three-year-old printout of an unfinished Spike/Xander story from my Buffy days and I really feel like I should wrap it up and post it, because I like most of what I wrote. This is good. Back when I wrote it, I even had the sense to save the file on a website instead of on my previous (dead) computer so I don't need to retype a thing.

While I'm at it, I ought to finish my ancient Buffy WIPs. I have an idea for how to end one of them, only it involves ripping off Jack London's Call of the Wild epilogue and totally going against the tone of the rest of the fic. I'm uncomfortable with the thought of sticking a downer ending on what has all along been an extended piece of fluff. It just doesn't seem right. I'll have to think of a way to include my new idea and conclude the story in an appropriately light manner.
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It recently came to my attention that a certain comm is running an anti-Gwen contest. You all know who Gwen is, right? From Torchwood? The worst character on TV? Yeah, that Gwen, the one no one likes.

So, contestants can submit wallpapers, icons, fanfic, banners, etc. And, the bit that made my ears prick up, there's a prize, a lofty offering of six months' paid LJ account time to the winner.

Well, thought I, my graphics abilities are limited (read: craptastic), but certainly I can vomit up throw together carefully craft in the space of ten whole minutes an appropriately shitty Gwen-bashing fanfic entry guaranteed to be totally OOC and thus pleasing to the Gwen haters in question. I have a hard time imagining that anyone else will produce anything more "interesting" in any way, so I believe this contest is over. No need to wait for the deadline; gimme my prize now, dammit!

Title: The Gwen Bashers
Author: [livejournal.com profile] ghost2
Rating: PG-13 for language and the presence of Gwen
Word count: 835 words of senseless and stupid Gwen hatred
Characters: Jack, Ianto, Owen, Tosh, and last and least, Gwen
Summary: Gwen gets what she's deserved for a long time.
Beta reader: I am randomly informing the world that I didn't use one.
A/N: I wrote this story in ten minutes, bet you can't tell!
I killed two birds with one stone. Not only is this story an entry in the ----------- comm contest, I used an unfilled prompt from the Gwenbash table: murder.
And now I present: The Gwen Bashers!

Gwen sucks and everyone hates her, blah, blah, blah )



Wow, that was kind of cathartic. Now I feel motivated to work on The Idiot's Guide to Growing Your Own TARDIS (Handy's attempts to escape an earthbound existence).
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Right, folks. We need to have a serious talk.

I would love to see more Classic Who fic over at Teaspoon. Now, if no one else submits it, I'm going to have to write it myself. And that pretty much means increased amounts of crack along the lines of Wolsey, the Voyeuristic Cat (the title I maybe should have used on my sole posting). Yes, that is a sad, sad threat.

Help me out here? Dust off that old Second Doctor story that's been lingering on your hard drive for three years and submit it; write a Six & Evelyn drabble. Anything.

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I finally decided to post some of my old fanfic here on LJ. These are mostly the better or shorter stories. They're all either Angel (three stories), Buffy (five stories), or X-Files (one story). The fanfic entries are backdated two years because I didn't want to spam my flist.

I write some weird stuff. )
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TITLE: A Helping Hand 2/2
This part is rated NC-17.

The first part is here.

A Helping Hand, part two )
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An X-Files fic I wrote several years back.

TITLE: A Helping Hand 1/2
KEYWORDS: parody, Mulder/Scully romance, Skinner/Mrs. Scully
romance, cliches galore, obligala, badfic, fluff, sap
RATING: NC-17 eventually. First part is PG.
SPOILERS: Tooms, Anasazi, Never Again, Fight The Future (movie),
Sein Und Zeit
TIMEFRAME: after Closure, before all things
DISCLAIMER: XF/characters are owned by CC, Ten Thirteen, Fox.
SUMMARY: Every cliche I could think of. Ice Queen? Check. Gratuitous mention of bees? Check. Puppy face? Check. Celine Dion? Check....
NOTES: Response to a challenge (elements at end). Thanks to xfb
and Sky for the beta and additional cliche suggestions. Also,
as far as I can tell, the show never definitively answered the
question of whether Skinner and Sharon divorced. For the purposes
of this story, they did.

A Helping Hand )
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TITLE: Cancellation Notice 6/6
SPOILERS: through "Shells"
RATING: PG
SUMMARY: "Angel" has been cancelled. Angel, Spike, Lorne, Fred, Wesley, and Gunn fight back. Humor.
See first part for disclaimer, notes.

Cancellation Notice VI )
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TITLE: Cancellation Notice 5/6
SPOILERS: through "Shells"
RATING: PG
SUMMARY: "Angel" has been cancelled. Angel, Spike, Lorne, Fred, Wesley, and Gunn fight back. Humor.
See first part for disclaimer, notes.


Cancellation Notice 5/6 )
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TITLE: Cancellation Notice 4/6
SPOILERS: through "Shells"
RATING: PG
SUMMARY: "Angel" has been cancelled. Angel, Spike, Lorne, Fred, Wesley, and Gunn fight back. Humor.
See first part for disclaimer, notes.

Cancellation Notice IV )
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TITLE: Cancellation Notice 3/6
SPOILERS: through "Shells"
RATING: PG
SUMMARY: "Angel" has been cancelled. Angel, Spike, Lorne, Fred, Wesley, and Gunn fight back. Humor.
See first part for disclaimer, notes.

Cancellation Notice 3/6 )
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TITLE: Cancellation Notice 2/6
SPOILERS: through "Shells"
RATING: PG
SUMMARY: "Angel" has been cancelled. Angel, Spike, Lorne, Fred, Wesley, and Gunn fight back. Humor.
See first part for disclaimer, notes.

Cancellation Notice II )
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An older and fairly long story.

TITLE: Cancellation Notice 1/6
SPOILERS: through "Shells"
RATING: PG
SUMMARY: "Angel" has been cancelled. Angel, Spike, Lorne, Fred, Wesley, and Gunn fight back. Humor.
DISCLAIMER: "Buffy" and "Angel" characters belong to Joss Whedon, Mutant Enemy, etc. All songs are credited to the appropriate artists as they appear.
NOTE: Thanks to Sandi and Imzadi for suggestions that have been incorporated into this story.


Cancellation Notice 1/6 )
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Old fic posting.


TITLE: A Shiny Blond Thing
RATING: PG
SPOILERS: "Angel" S4 finale; "Buffy" series finale; "Dawson's Creek" series finale
SUMMARY: Wondering how Spike could possibly fit in with the Angel Investigations gang? It might be a situation straight out of Angel's nightmares. [written before S5 of "Angel"]
NOTES: I took the title from a comment Joss Whedon made in a recent interview, regarding James Marsters' casting on "Angel": "[The WB has] a shiny blond thing to show people, and they're gonna do it."
For the record, I'm a huge Spike fan and I love the idea of him being on "Angel." However, I wanted to write a post-"Chosen" fic and it seems like tons of people are already covering the angsty resurrection side of things, so I went a different way.

A Shiny Blond Thing )
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Old fic posting!

TITLE: Buffy vs. the Soul
SPOILERS: major ones for first two episodes of S7 ("Lessons" and "Beneath You") and Living Conditions, Enemies, Halloween. Also spoils the "Angel" S3 finale ("Tomorrow").
RATING: PG-13
SUMMARY: Buffy/Spike. Picks up from the end of "Beneath You." Buffy realizes she wants the "old" Spike back. The soulless Spike, that is.
DISCLAIMER: "Buffy" and "Angel" characters belong to Joss Whedon, Mutant Enemy, etc. Anyway, they're not mine.
NOTES:
Takes place *before* the "Angel" S4 premiere.

Response to a challenge on the We Band of Buggered website.


Buffy vs. the Soul )
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Another "Buffy" story from years ago.

TITLE: Doubts
RATING: G
SUMMARY: Drabble. S2. Buffy has second thoughts about Angel.
DISCLAIMER: "Buffy" and "Angel" characters belong to Joss Whedon, Mutant Enemy, etc.
NOTE: Inspired by the scene in "What's My Line, Part One" where Angel does indeed do the very thing described in this story.

look inside )
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An old "Angel" story this time!

TITLE: Beastiality
RATING: PG
SPOILERS: "Salvage" (episode 4x13)
SUMMARY: Note that the title reads "Beastiality," not "bestiality." Though I'm not sure the former is much better. Anyway, it's a tale of the touching love between Cordelia and the Beast.
DISTRIBUTION: anywhere
DISCLAIMER: "Angel" characters belong to Joss Whedon, Mutant Enemy, etc.
NOTE: Picks up from the point in "Salvage" where the sun has come back.


Beastiality )
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Another of my old "Buffy" stories.


TITLE: Don't Try This At Home
RATING: PG-13
SPOILERS: none
SUMMARY: A parody. Willow screws up a spell, causing past characters (including Angel/us) to visit; Buffy abuses Spike, receives shocking news, and must choose between Angel and Spike.
DISCLAIMER: "Buffy" and "Angel" characters belong to Joss Whedon, Mutant Enemy, etc. Also, I did not write "Love Can Move Mountains," though I wouldn't admit to it even if I had.
NOTES: Set in early season 6, roughly. Giles is still in town; Tara's alive; Buffy's back from the dead.
Thanks to Sky for beta reading.
For WhiteLine: one resolve face, and an evil, bloodsucking fiend. ;)


Seriously, don't try this EVER. )

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