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ghost2Here's my contribution to the Buffy Badfic Mockathon. I hope the formatting comes out right; I'm still getting used to LJ.
This story is for phendog, who wanted Stuttering!Giles, Bitchy!Buffy, and Silly!Xander. Plot request was: Willow casts a spell and two of the main characters who weren't together in canon end up sleeping together (can be because the spell actually makes them, or because the spell does something entirely unrelated that leads to that) and have to deal with the consequences. Pet peeve was: Completely ignoring canon/messing w/canon order. For example: Dawn magically appearing in something set before season 5, Ignoring that Buffy lost her virginity to Angel, Spike having a soul in season 6...you get the idea.
Go ahead and keep my name on it. It's meant to suck, so I'm not ashamed of it.
Title- Willow's Special Spell
Author- ghost2
Rating- it's a G because people say fuck on tv now
Spoils- 'Helpfull", the season 2 eppy where Giles sabbataged Buffy w/an evil vampire. That was a good eppy accept I didn't like the part where Buffy's mom didn't get killed, she was a biotch (tee-hee!) and should of got killed than.
Summery- Willow wants to help recounsell Buffy and Giles after Helpfull but she does it wrong and gets Buffy and Xnader in stead. I suck at summeries, just read it!
Feed Back- yes but not if you didn't like it!
Paring- Buffy/Xander because they rule!!!!
Disclaimor- Those bastards Josh Wheaton and Marni Nixen own them even tho they don't deserve them, not me
A/N- Okie peeps, you knw the drill, if you don't like it than don't read it!!! This story has the charactors I like in it so Joyce is dead and Dawn doesn't exist and Angel got dusted by Darla and Druscilla and Spike went to Chili and Rielly's in the jungle and Oz ate any one I don't like and then a wearwolf hunter shot him. I f I make mistakes sorry my spell check is broke and a betareaders takes to long, I wanted to post this fresh from my mind, enjoy!!!
Willow's Special Spell
Willow sat down to cast a spell. It is a spell to help improve the communication of the Scooby gag. The red haired witch wanted to improve these because Buffy was mad at Giles for betraying her on her 17th birthday. (A/N in the Helpfull eppy where he made her use drugs). Willow makes a round circle on the ground and chants which creates a spell which will do what Willow asks it do, she orders it and it goes away. The spell flies to the Magic Box where Buffy and Giles are suppose to be working hard but little did Willow know the British man is not there.
the spell went to the Magic Box looking for 2 people, it found them and hit them hard. One was Buffy whom Willow was expecting and the other one was Xander. It knocked the little slayer down and the constuction worker falls against the wall hard. He looks up and wonders what happens, he thinks it was an earth quake because some times those happen in California, if you don't live there you dont know that maybe.
Xander goes to help Buffy up and expends his hand and jumps like a wire torched him when he touches her. He looked deep into Buffys' blue orbs and said happily "You're eyes look like pools."
Buffy smiled and said happily "You're eyes are chocolate so we both have pools."
"But not swimming pools," said Xander being silly and they both laughed hard.
Then the small slayer stopped laughing and jumped on the dark haired boy and they kissed and overcame with passion they fucked. Than they did it agian and it looked like they had fun, they are both smiling but looks can be receding as we all know. A minute later the tiny blonde slayer pushes her self away from Xander with great disgust, "Euuu Xander what did you do to me!" She says in a scream.
Xander says with a big grin on his own face "It was fun wasn't it."
"I feel sick," said Buffy and she went in a corner and through up.
"Knock knock!" It was the door. Xander went and opened this door. Anya was there. The former demon looked at Buffy and said "I cant tell you had sex with Xander, it is written all over your face. Xander is good at sex because he has the laditude (sp?) of a Steve Dore."
"He wasn't as good as Angel," said Buff with a sneer. "He wasn't as good as Reilly either."
The alarm went off when Anya came in and this made Giles come running in worried thinking some one robbed his business of it's goods. He stops when he sees Buffy and Xander naked and Anya and he was confused. "W-w-w-what h-h-h-appened h-h-h-here?" He said.
"Something very wierd," says Buffy. "Some thing hit me and I don't know why but I fucked Xander and than I was sick. Giles do you understand me?"
The watched nodded his head yes to show he defiantly agreed with what ever the teen age slayer just said to him. "Th th th th th is is all vvvv-very c-c-c-disturbing," Giles said rubbing his glasses.
"Shut up you stupid old man and listen," Buffy said meanly. (A/N, OMG, I am soooo sowwy to diss Giles, he isn't really stupid, just Buffy is a bitch some times so thats why she said it, sowwy again, puppy dog eyes!!!!)
Any way they all talked about what made Xander + Buffy fuck but noone figured it out, Xander said, "Maybe my animal attactions finely overcame her, it just took 2 yrs to work." He wiggled his eye brows like catterpillers.
Mean while in another part of town Willow had a vision of what went wrong with her spell. This made her panick. She got upset and than she knew she had to confess all the truth to Buffy, her spell went wrong again! (A/N, Willow isn't very good at spells you know). Any way worried about how she would tell Buffy a car almost hit Willow when she crossed Magic St. Tara was with her for moral sport. The hacker stopped in front of the door and took a deep breathe and holds it. "This will be hard," she said to the Wicca who squeeezed her hand hard.The red head crossed Magic St. and went to this door and went in.
"I did a spell to make you like Giles agian, I didnt know it would make you fuck Xander in stead," Willow said in an appology to Buffy.
Buffy almost hit Willow but she didn't because her slayer strength would kill her and Buffy doesnt hurt humans. She looks at Willow with big hurt in her blue orbs. "I can't believe you did that to me, you're are my best friend, it isn't right." Buffy said with tears in her face.
Buffy almost hit Willow but she didn't because her slayer strength would kill her and Buffy doesnt hurt humans. She looks at Willow with big hurt in her blue orbs. "I can't believe you did that to me, you're are my best friend, it isn't right." Buffy said with tears in her face.
"W-w-we n-n-need t-t-t-too fix th-th-th-things b-b-b-b-etween B-b-b-b-uffy and W-w-w-willow," said Giles to Giles.
"Willow didn't mean any harm," Xander told Buffy, "now forgive her."
Finely Buffy gave in and forgave Willow because they were friends for so long.
A couple months past and things were ok for awhile, than Buffy found out a big problem she had. In stead of hiding this problem she decides to take some action and she marchs up to Xander. "Xander you have crated a problem," Buffy said. "I'm pregnet with twins. I am glad my mom is not around to know you knocked me around and won't take responsability for you're own action," Buffy said meanly.
Xander looked at Anya, the former demon was his girlfriend and she was staring dragons at him. The dark haired boy thought maybe Anya would get revenge on him and this scared him, Anya was really scarey when she got pissed.
"We can get married." said Xander to save his life.
Buffy thinks about this and nods, "I don't want to be a teen age unwed mother with noone to help me support my child, you will have to do."
They eloped with Giles as the best man. "C-c-c-ong-g-g-grad-d-d-d-ulations," he said to them.
"What do we name the babies," said Buffy
"How about Xandrette and Xandros," said Xander.
"Stop being silly Xander," said Buffy still a little mean but not to bad.
They decided to wait until the babies were borne to name them.
Maybe the end!!!!
Remeber 10 reviews gets you another chappy or maybe a squeal about the babies!!!!
This story is for phendog, who wanted Stuttering!Giles, Bitchy!Buffy, and Silly!Xander. Plot request was: Willow casts a spell and two of the main characters who weren't together in canon end up sleeping together (can be because the spell actually makes them, or because the spell does something entirely unrelated that leads to that) and have to deal with the consequences. Pet peeve was: Completely ignoring canon/messing w/canon order. For example: Dawn magically appearing in something set before season 5, Ignoring that Buffy lost her virginity to Angel, Spike having a soul in season 6...you get the idea.
Go ahead and keep my name on it. It's meant to suck, so I'm not ashamed of it.
Title- Willow's Special Spell
Author- ghost2
Rating- it's a G because people say fuck on tv now
Spoils- 'Helpfull", the season 2 eppy where Giles sabbataged Buffy w/an evil vampire. That was a good eppy accept I didn't like the part where Buffy's mom didn't get killed, she was a biotch (tee-hee!) and should of got killed than.
Summery- Willow wants to help recounsell Buffy and Giles after Helpfull but she does it wrong and gets Buffy and Xnader in stead. I suck at summeries, just read it!
Feed Back- yes but not if you didn't like it!
Paring- Buffy/Xander because they rule!!!!
Disclaimor- Those bastards Josh Wheaton and Marni Nixen own them even tho they don't deserve them, not me
A/N- Okie peeps, you knw the drill, if you don't like it than don't read it!!! This story has the charactors I like in it so Joyce is dead and Dawn doesn't exist and Angel got dusted by Darla and Druscilla and Spike went to Chili and Rielly's in the jungle and Oz ate any one I don't like and then a wearwolf hunter shot him. I f I make mistakes sorry my spell check is broke and a betareaders takes to long, I wanted to post this fresh from my mind, enjoy!!!
Willow's Special Spell
Willow sat down to cast a spell. It is a spell to help improve the communication of the Scooby gag. The red haired witch wanted to improve these because Buffy was mad at Giles for betraying her on her 17th birthday. (A/N in the Helpfull eppy where he made her use drugs). Willow makes a round circle on the ground and chants which creates a spell which will do what Willow asks it do, she orders it and it goes away. The spell flies to the Magic Box where Buffy and Giles are suppose to be working hard but little did Willow know the British man is not there.
the spell went to the Magic Box looking for 2 people, it found them and hit them hard. One was Buffy whom Willow was expecting and the other one was Xander. It knocked the little slayer down and the constuction worker falls against the wall hard. He looks up and wonders what happens, he thinks it was an earth quake because some times those happen in California, if you don't live there you dont know that maybe.
Xander goes to help Buffy up and expends his hand and jumps like a wire torched him when he touches her. He looked deep into Buffys' blue orbs and said happily "You're eyes look like pools."
Buffy smiled and said happily "You're eyes are chocolate so we both have pools."
"But not swimming pools," said Xander being silly and they both laughed hard.
Then the small slayer stopped laughing and jumped on the dark haired boy and they kissed and overcame with passion they fucked. Than they did it agian and it looked like they had fun, they are both smiling but looks can be receding as we all know. A minute later the tiny blonde slayer pushes her self away from Xander with great disgust, "Euuu Xander what did you do to me!" She says in a scream.
Xander says with a big grin on his own face "It was fun wasn't it."
"I feel sick," said Buffy and she went in a corner and through up.
"Knock knock!" It was the door. Xander went and opened this door. Anya was there. The former demon looked at Buffy and said "I cant tell you had sex with Xander, it is written all over your face. Xander is good at sex because he has the laditude (sp?) of a Steve Dore."
"He wasn't as good as Angel," said Buff with a sneer. "He wasn't as good as Reilly either."
The alarm went off when Anya came in and this made Giles come running in worried thinking some one robbed his business of it's goods. He stops when he sees Buffy and Xander naked and Anya and he was confused. "W-w-w-what h-h-h-appened h-h-h-here?" He said.
"Something very wierd," says Buffy. "Some thing hit me and I don't know why but I fucked Xander and than I was sick. Giles do you understand me?"
The watched nodded his head yes to show he defiantly agreed with what ever the teen age slayer just said to him. "Th th th th th is is all vvvv-very c-c-c-disturbing," Giles said rubbing his glasses.
"Shut up you stupid old man and listen," Buffy said meanly. (A/N, OMG, I am soooo sowwy to diss Giles, he isn't really stupid, just Buffy is a bitch some times so thats why she said it, sowwy again, puppy dog eyes!!!!)
Any way they all talked about what made Xander + Buffy fuck but noone figured it out, Xander said, "Maybe my animal attactions finely overcame her, it just took 2 yrs to work." He wiggled his eye brows like catterpillers.
Mean while in another part of town Willow had a vision of what went wrong with her spell. This made her panick. She got upset and than she knew she had to confess all the truth to Buffy, her spell went wrong again! (A/N, Willow isn't very good at spells you know). Any way worried about how she would tell Buffy a car almost hit Willow when she crossed Magic St. Tara was with her for moral sport. The hacker stopped in front of the door and took a deep breathe and holds it. "This will be hard," she said to the Wicca who squeeezed her hand hard.The red head crossed Magic St. and went to this door and went in.
"I did a spell to make you like Giles agian, I didnt know it would make you fuck Xander in stead," Willow said in an appology to Buffy.
Buffy almost hit Willow but she didn't because her slayer strength would kill her and Buffy doesnt hurt humans. She looks at Willow with big hurt in her blue orbs. "I can't believe you did that to me, you're are my best friend, it isn't right." Buffy said with tears in her face.
Buffy almost hit Willow but she didn't because her slayer strength would kill her and Buffy doesnt hurt humans. She looks at Willow with big hurt in her blue orbs. "I can't believe you did that to me, you're are my best friend, it isn't right." Buffy said with tears in her face.
"W-w-we n-n-need t-t-t-too fix th-th-th-things b-b-b-b-etween B-b-b-b-uffy and W-w-w-willow," said Giles to Giles.
"Willow didn't mean any harm," Xander told Buffy, "now forgive her."
Finely Buffy gave in and forgave Willow because they were friends for so long.
A couple months past and things were ok for awhile, than Buffy found out a big problem she had. In stead of hiding this problem she decides to take some action and she marchs up to Xander. "Xander you have crated a problem," Buffy said. "I'm pregnet with twins. I am glad my mom is not around to know you knocked me around and won't take responsability for you're own action," Buffy said meanly.
Xander looked at Anya, the former demon was his girlfriend and she was staring dragons at him. The dark haired boy thought maybe Anya would get revenge on him and this scared him, Anya was really scarey when she got pissed.
"We can get married." said Xander to save his life.
Buffy thinks about this and nods, "I don't want to be a teen age unwed mother with noone to help me support my child, you will have to do."
They eloped with Giles as the best man. "C-c-c-ong-g-g-grad-d-d-d-ulations," he said to them.
"What do we name the babies," said Buffy
"How about Xandrette and Xandros," said Xander.
"Stop being silly Xander," said Buffy still a little mean but not to bad.
They decided to wait until the babies were borne to name them.
Maybe the end!!!!
Remeber 10 reviews gets you another chappy or maybe a squeal about the babies!!!!
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