Buffy fic: Buffy + Spike Forever

This is a "Buffy" story I wrote several years ago. I'm posting it in my LJ so I have a copy of it here.


TITLE: Buffy + Spike Forever!!!
RATING: PG-13
SPOILERS: Grave
FEEDBACK: welcome, but if you tell me I should have used my spellchecker, I will be very disappointed in you. ;)
SUMMARY: Parody of those stories where Spike comes back after "Grave" and Buffy immediately falls into his arms. DELIBERATELY BAD.
NOTES: In less than a week, I have already read one too many "Grave" followups in which Spike and Buffy make up practically the minute he returns, and of course live happily ever after. I can't imagine suffering through a whole summer of those things, but I know I will. So I wrote this little piece to vent a bit.
It is meant to be awful.

( Buffy + Spike Forever!!! )

Buffy fic: Don't Try This At Home

Another of my old "Buffy" stories.


TITLE: Don't Try This At Home
RATING: PG-13
SPOILERS: none
SUMMARY: A parody. Willow screws up a spell, causing past characters (including Angel/us) to visit; Buffy abuses Spike, receives shocking news, and must choose between Angel and Spike.
DISCLAIMER: "Buffy" and "Angel" characters belong to Joss Whedon, Mutant Enemy, etc. Also, I did not write "Love Can Move Mountains," though I wouldn't admit to it even if I had.
NOTES: Set in early season 6, roughly. Giles is still in town; Tara's alive; Buffy's back from the dead.
Thanks to Sky for beta reading.
For WhiteLine: one resolve face, and an evil, bloodsucking fiend. ;)


( Seriously, don't try this EVER. )

Angel fic: Beastiality (sic)

An old "Angel" story this time!

TITLE: Beastiality
RATING: PG
SPOILERS: "Salvage" (episode 4x13)
SUMMARY: Note that the title reads "Beastiality," not "bestiality." Though I'm not sure the former is much better. Anyway, it's a tale of the touching love between Cordelia and the Beast.
DISTRIBUTION: anywhere
DISCLAIMER: "Angel" characters belong to Joss Whedon, Mutant Enemy, etc.
NOTE: Picks up from the point in "Salvage" where the sun has come back.


( Beastiality )

Buffy fic: Doubts

Another "Buffy" story from years ago.

TITLE: Doubts
RATING: G
SUMMARY: Drabble. S2. Buffy has second thoughts about Angel.
DISCLAIMER: "Buffy" and "Angel" characters belong to Joss Whedon, Mutant Enemy, etc.
NOTE: Inspired by the scene in "What's My Line, Part One" where Angel does indeed do the very thing described in this story.

( look inside )

Buffy fic: Buffy vs. the Soul

Old fic posting!

TITLE: Buffy vs. the Soul
SPOILERS: major ones for first two episodes of S7 ("Lessons" and "Beneath You") and Living Conditions, Enemies, Halloween. Also spoils the "Angel" S3 finale ("Tomorrow").
RATING: PG-13
SUMMARY: Buffy/Spike. Picks up from the end of "Beneath You." Buffy realizes she wants the "old" Spike back. The soulless Spike, that is.
DISCLAIMER: "Buffy" and "Angel" characters belong to Joss Whedon, Mutant Enemy, etc. Anyway, they're not mine.
NOTES:
Takes place *before* the "Angel" S4 premiere.

Response to a challenge on the We Band of Buggered website.


( Buffy vs. the Soul )

Angel fic: A Shiny Blond Thing

Old fic posting.


TITLE: A Shiny Blond Thing
RATING: PG
SPOILERS: "Angel" S4 finale; "Buffy" series finale; "Dawson's Creek" series finale
SUMMARY: Wondering how Spike could possibly fit in with the Angel Investigations gang? It might be a situation straight out of Angel's nightmares. [written before S5 of "Angel"]
NOTES: I took the title from a comment Joss Whedon made in a recent interview, regarding James Marsters' casting on "Angel": "[The WB has] a shiny blond thing to show people, and they're gonna do it."
For the record, I'm a huge Spike fan and I love the idea of him being on "Angel." However, I wanted to write a post-"Chosen" fic and it seems like tons of people are already covering the angsty resurrection side of things, so I went a different way.

( A Shiny Blond Thing )

Angel fic: Cancellation Notice 1/6

An older and fairly long story.

TITLE: Cancellation Notice 1/6
SPOILERS: through "Shells"
RATING: PG
SUMMARY: "Angel" has been cancelled. Angel, Spike, Lorne, Fred, Wesley, and Gunn fight back. Humor.
DISCLAIMER: "Buffy" and "Angel" characters belong to Joss Whedon, Mutant Enemy, etc. All songs are credited to the appropriate artists as they appear.
NOTE: Thanks to Sandi and Imzadi for suggestions that have been incorporated into this story.


( Cancellation Notice 1/6 )

Angel fic: Cancellation Notice 2/6

TITLE: Cancellation Notice 2/6
SPOILERS: through "Shells"
RATING: PG
SUMMARY: "Angel" has been cancelled. Angel, Spike, Lorne, Fred, Wesley, and Gunn fight back. Humor.
See first part for disclaimer, notes.

( Cancellation Notice II )

Angel fic: Cancellation Notice 3/6

TITLE: Cancellation Notice 3/6
SPOILERS: through "Shells"
RATING: PG
SUMMARY: "Angel" has been cancelled. Angel, Spike, Lorne, Fred, Wesley, and Gunn fight back. Humor.
See first part for disclaimer, notes.

( Cancellation Notice 3/6 )

Angel fic: Cancellation Notice IV

TITLE: Cancellation Notice 4/6
SPOILERS: through "Shells"
RATING: PG
SUMMARY: "Angel" has been cancelled. Angel, Spike, Lorne, Fred, Wesley, and Gunn fight back. Humor.
See first part for disclaimer, notes.

( Cancellation Notice IV )

Angel fic: Cancellation Notice 5/6

TITLE: Cancellation Notice 5/6
SPOILERS: through "Shells"
RATING: PG
SUMMARY: "Angel" has been cancelled. Angel, Spike, Lorne, Fred, Wesley, and Gunn fight back. Humor.
See first part for disclaimer, notes.


( Cancellation Notice 5/6 )

Angel fic: Cancellation Notice 6/6

TITLE: Cancellation Notice 6/6
SPOILERS: through "Shells"
RATING: PG
SUMMARY: "Angel" has been cancelled. Angel, Spike, Lorne, Fred, Wesley, and Gunn fight back. Humor.
See first part for disclaimer, notes.

( Cancellation Notice VI )

X-Files fic: A Helping Hand 1/2

An X-Files fic I wrote several years back.

TITLE: A Helping Hand 1/2
KEYWORDS: parody, Mulder/Scully romance, Skinner/Mrs. Scully
romance, cliches galore, obligala, badfic, fluff, sap
RATING: NC-17 eventually. First part is PG.
SPOILERS: Tooms, Anasazi, Never Again, Fight The Future (movie),
Sein Und Zeit
TIMEFRAME: after Closure, before all things
DISCLAIMER: XF/characters are owned by CC, Ten Thirteen, Fox.
SUMMARY: Every cliche I could think of. Ice Queen? Check. Gratuitous mention of bees? Check. Puppy face? Check. Celine Dion? Check....
NOTES: Response to a challenge (elements at end). Thanks to xfb
and Sky for the beta and additional cliche suggestions. Also,
as far as I can tell, the show never definitively answered the
question of whether Skinner and Sharon divorced. For the purposes
of this story, they did.

( A Helping Hand )

X-Files fic: A Helping Hand 2/2

TITLE: A Helping Hand 2/2
This part is rated NC-17.

The first part is here.

( A Helping Hand, part two )