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An X-Files fic I wrote several years back.

TITLE: A Helping Hand 1/2
KEYWORDS: parody, Mulder/Scully romance, Skinner/Mrs. Scully
romance, cliches galore, obligala, badfic, fluff, sap
RATING: NC-17 eventually. First part is PG.
SPOILERS: Tooms, Anasazi, Never Again, Fight The Future (movie),
Sein Und Zeit
TIMEFRAME: after Closure, before all things
DISCLAIMER: XF/characters are owned by CC, Ten Thirteen, Fox.
SUMMARY: Every cliche I could think of. Ice Queen? Check. Gratuitous mention of bees? Check. Puppy face? Check. Celine Dion? Check....
NOTES: Response to a challenge (elements at end). Thanks to xfb
and Sky for the beta and additional cliche suggestions. Also,
as far as I can tell, the show never definitively answered the
question of whether Skinner and Sharon divorced. For the purposes
of this story, they did.

( A Helping Hand )

TITLE: Cancellation Notice 5/6
SPOILERS: through "Shells"
RATING: PG
SUMMARY: "Angel" has been cancelled. Angel, Spike, Lorne, Fred, Wesley, and Gunn fight back. Humor.
See first part for disclaimer, notes.


( Cancellation Notice 5/6 )

TITLE: Cancellation Notice 3/6
SPOILERS: through "Shells"
RATING: PG
SUMMARY: "Angel" has been cancelled. Angel, Spike, Lorne, Fred, Wesley, and Gunn fight back. Humor.
See first part for disclaimer, notes.

( Cancellation Notice 3/6 )

An older and fairly long story.

TITLE: Cancellation Notice 1/6
SPOILERS: through "Shells"
RATING: PG
SUMMARY: "Angel" has been cancelled. Angel, Spike, Lorne, Fred, Wesley, and Gunn fight back. Humor.
DISCLAIMER: "Buffy" and "Angel" characters belong to Joss Whedon, Mutant Enemy, etc. All songs are credited to the appropriate artists as they appear.
NOTE: Thanks to Sandi and Imzadi for suggestions that have been incorporated into this story.


( Cancellation Notice 1/6 )

Old fic posting!

TITLE: Buffy vs. the Soul
SPOILERS: major ones for first two episodes of S7 ("Lessons" and "Beneath You") and Living Conditions, Enemies, Halloween. Also spoils the "Angel" S3 finale ("Tomorrow").
RATING: PG-13
SUMMARY: Buffy/Spike. Picks up from the end of "Beneath You." Buffy realizes she wants the "old" Spike back. The soulless Spike, that is.
DISCLAIMER: "Buffy" and "Angel" characters belong to Joss Whedon, Mutant Enemy, etc. Anyway, they're not mine.
NOTES:
Takes place *before* the "Angel" S4 premiere.

Response to a challenge on the We Band of Buggered website.


( Buffy vs. the Soul )

An old "Angel" story this time!

TITLE: Beastiality
RATING: PG
SPOILERS: "Salvage" (episode 4x13)
SUMMARY: Note that the title reads "Beastiality," not "bestiality." Though I'm not sure the former is much better. Anyway, it's a tale of the touching love between Cordelia and the Beast.
DISTRIBUTION: anywhere
DISCLAIMER: "Angel" characters belong to Joss Whedon, Mutant Enemy, etc.
NOTE: Picks up from the point in "Salvage" where the sun has come back.


( Beastiality )

This is a "Buffy" story I wrote several years ago. I'm posting it in my LJ so I have a copy of it here.


TITLE: Buffy + Spike Forever!!!
RATING: PG-13
SPOILERS: Grave
FEEDBACK: welcome, but if you tell me I should have used my spellchecker, I will be very disappointed in you. ;)
SUMMARY: Parody of those stories where Spike comes back after "Grave" and Buffy immediately falls into his arms. DELIBERATELY BAD.
NOTES: In less than a week, I have already read one too many "Grave" followups in which Spike and Buffy make up practically the minute he returns, and of course live happily ever after. I can't imagine suffering through a whole summer of those things, but I know I will. So I wrote this little piece to vent a bit.
It is meant to be awful.

( Buffy + Spike Forever!!! )

Received my mockathon assignment, to be written for phendog.
I have no doubt that I will be able to create a completely crappy story, following the below guidelines.

Character requests: Stuttering!Giles; Bitchy!Buffy; Silly!Xander

Stupid, overused plot: Willow casts a spell and two of the main characters who weren't together in canon end up sleeping together (can be because the spell actually makes them, or because the spell does something entirely unrelated that leads to that) and have to deal with the consequences.

Irritating pet peeve you'd like included: Completely ignoring canon/messing w/canon order. For example: Dawn magically appearing in something set before season 5, Ignoring that Buffy lost her virginity to Angel, Spike having a soul in season 6...you get the idea. I'm sure you can think of plenty of fun to have with this.

Anything you REALLY don't want to see: What? And limit badfic? Okay...well no crossovers, just because if I don't know the other arc, I can't comment on it.